my family could have its own tv show. a sort-of comedy soap opera, complete with marriage break ups and reconciliations, medical dramas - you name it, it has happened to us.
This week's episodes have featured my stepmother deciding that she didn't want to buy the farm off dad on tues, organising everything to buy the farm on wednesday, then turning up at our house last night having decided to leave the new boyfriend and, therefore, probably not buying the farm after all. Meanwhile, Dad & I started packing and moving stuff to the other house. I await tonight's cliffhanger episode with bated breath. The trilers for next week suggest that Dad will have to quit his job that starts on tuesday because sue won't be able to run the farm in her current fucked mental state. Thus, pissing off my mother no end who is both the boss and the possible new love interest. Meanwhile, I will be stuck at home because i can't run away on a gammy leg.
Stay tuned for more exciting updates of ... Wilderness Road
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Want to swap families?
Wait, you've met mine so the answer will clearly be no.
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